Dark Pennine Tales

It’s the light that will always burn, even if something has put every other light out.

Lights on the tree, lights in the sky.

Everyone all over the universe enjoys a Christmas feast.

This is a Christmas dish that you won’t want to be part of.

You can pick up all kinds of things when you go on a foreign mission.

Our government is there to help us.

To look after us.

Not bleed us dry.

This corruption comes right from the top.

Happy New Year.

We’ve enjoyed him for so many years.

Now he gets to enjoy us.

Look out it’s the gingerbread man – or men.

What’s he got in his hand?

Is that a present for me?

This gravy is so good, it’s hair raising.

Christmas dinner is always good, especially when someone else is cooking.

Gather round and meet your new family.

Eat hearty now!

Do not look this gift horse in the mouth.

Surprise Gifts!

That’s what Christmas is about.

Giving something special to other people who don’t have it.

They probably don’t want it either.

If you want a sweet escape – this is for you.

Want adventure?

Relaxation?

A new high?

Then this drug is for you.

What could be sweeter than two little girls singing carols together?

Christmas is about the children.

All of them.

Indulge them with their fantasies and friends.

Your only a child once.

Delicious preserves really do get you through the winter.

Christmas secrets, like jewels they become uncovered.

Do you really know the people around you?

This could be quite jarring.

Oh please, can I have some more – I might find the sixpence.

Our heart's desire is not always what we should get.

There is a price.

This one starts at £850 but becomes even more costly.

This Festive Log is quite different than you might have experienced.

Perhaps you are one that likes Christmas in the sunshine.

You might not after this.