Dark Pennine Tales

Fly me to the moon, Teddy.

Some people are full of Christmas Spirit.

They go out of their way to make other peoples Christmas’s unforgettable.

Check what your soft toy is stuffed with this year.

A dog is not just for Christmas.

Man’s best friend is a dog.

This one is needed even more on an isolated farm.

Keep out and question why you might be getting something cheap.

Old and new friends can party hard in this desolate mansion.

It’s something we look forward to every year.

Letting our hair down with our friends.

Perhaps making new friends.

This one might chill your bones.

 

He’s big, and he’s beautiful. And perhaps … brighter than you think.

Survival of the fittest.

It’s why we are all here.

Surely the Turkey has as much say in his future as any other bird.

He thinks he has more.

It’s so heartwarming when a long lost relative comes to visit at Christmas.

Heather, Lochs and bagpipes, there’s nothing more festive than a visit to Scotland.

Why not stay a while, there’s plenty of room.

Granny has been so generous this year.

What could be wrong with a huge inheritance?

Copping for the lot sometimes isn’t what it’s cut out to be.

A festive staple the mince pie – these are just irresistible.

A good mince pie is a joy at Christmas.

There are various ones you can try.

How about these?

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree – stop killing me.

Isn’t nature beautiful?

The growth, blossoming and beauty of an elegant tree is a thing to behold.

Just keep your wits about you with this one.

Christmas elves can be such fun.

Drink up to keep the chill away.

There’s nothing like a visit to the Christmas Markets.

Mulled wine, chestnuts and pigs in blankets.

Although, perhaps at this one, you will end up under a blanket too.

Brr….its getting cold out there.

Perhaps a holiday would help. A lovely festive vacation.

Surely nothing can go wrong.

Do you want to build a snowman?